Tuesday, January 1, 2008

It's a new year so it must be time for me to relaunch one of my websites, right? While Spindle's official launch isn't until January 9th, I snuck in some work on my own website, loudpoet.com, over the past two days and have officially relaunched it today. It will once again be Command Central for all things Guy: Writer while Vox will be for the more personal stuff, like family updates, silly memes, and non-essential rants. (LiveJournal will be for x-posting from Vox for as long as the Russians allow, and commenting only.)

Happy New Year!

Monday, December 11, 2006

SNL Skewers Mel Gibson



Priceless!

(NOTE: I still plan to see the movie, though.)

Thursday, November 30, 2006

My New Reality

It's been 2.5 months now since I made the transition from marketing to sales, and so far, despite the exponentially increased workload and almost total lack of free time, I'm still pleased with the decision.

It was admittedly a bit nerve-wracking to leave behind 13+ years of experience on one side of the fence to effectively go put my money where my mouth was, but having my first signed contract for 2007 roll off the fax yesterday -- a $329k schedule for Cover 2 in all of our print products -- eased that tension a bit. :-)

This afternoon, my ad director sent this out to our sales team in an email titled: Sales Expense Compliance


Let it load and fast forward past the first 45 seconds of credits. Someone had way too much time on their hands, but it's quite funny and spot on!

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Call me muy lame-o!

So, I'm in Boston with a free night, an expense account and my first appointment tomorrow not until 10am and a mere three blocks away from my hotel and I...

1) Walked 5 blocks over to Faneuil Hall and had dinner at a divey Mexican restaurant I could afford on my own;

2) Rushed back to my room to catch Grey's Anatomy.

I am a disgrace to the sales profession!

Earlier in the day, I got lost several times while navigating via Hertz' NeverLost GPS, which tends to not work well when it can't pick up its signal, like when you're underground, or say, when you're driving through parts of Boston that happen to be -- wait for it -- underground. The name, "NeverLost", is a smart bit of literal marketing, as you will never truly get lost while using it, but you will often find yourself backtracking for missed turns, or worse, driving a few miles further out of your way while it recalculates your route when its directions don't account for detours.

Fun times!

All three appointments were productive, both for potential business and for my own comfort level with the job. I still have days, many of them, when I question my decision to move over to sales, so much of it hinging on a part of my personality that takes a lot of effort to bring to the fore. Contrary to popular belief, I'm not really a people person; generally speaking, I prefer alone time to hanging out with other people. Unless there's alcohol involved, in which case, it's the exact opposite.

And yet, with a rather lively bar right downstairs, here I am sitting in my hotel room, just having finished watching Grey's Anatomy, blogging about nothing.

C'est la vie.

Two more appointments tomorrow, a bunch of proposals to put together before Thanksgiving, and the slowly growing sense that this job is going to work out all right. I think...

'night!

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Life of a Salesman and other stuff

Heading up to Boston tomorrow (8am flight!) for five meetings in two days, pitching the two magazines that really attracted me to the position in the first place. (There's five I sell for altogether, but three of them are pretty well established and don't have as much new ground to break.) Two existing clients, one newish client (my first sale) and two brand-spanking new ones. If I can pull some solid business from at least two of them for 2007, it will be a successful trip, worth the stress and inconvenience being away from home during the week causes.

Did I mention the 8am flight? How about not being able to check in to my hotel before my first appointment, so being fully suited up for my 6am car service?

Getting the appointments was tough thanks to conflicting schedules and the distances between most of my prospects up there, and getting anyone out for dinner proved impossible. Only one of my appointments is actually in Boston, the rest in the suburbs as far away as 30 miles west. I suspect Jet Blue, Hertz, NeverLost and I are going to become well acquainted over the next several months. I'm really tempted to try and score a Mustang, and if someone rented Mini Coopers, I'd be all over that!

In other life news, Monday before last I randomly stopped in at 13 after a couple of drinks with the guys from PCS and had a blast, ending up hosting the second half of the open mic, covering Roger's "Blue Sex Prodigy" and kicking an oldie of my own, "Running Bases", Taylor Mali-style, reading it off of my Blackberry. It's a weird feeling, missing something but knowing you can never really go back to it; sort of like a recovering alcoholic who sneaks a sip now and then.

My new favorite song:



Check them out on MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/blueoctober

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Catch of the Year!


"The strength to be there."

Indeed!

11:52pm Update:

Shit! Losing sucks, but you have to go down swinging, not staring at strike three. Shit!

Saturday, October 14, 2006

Random Thoughts and a Flashback

Work's starting to develop a rhythm; staccato, perhaps, but a rhythm, nevertheless.

I haven't stepped on a scale to confirm it, but my pants have been telling me I've gained back the 10+ pounds I lost over the summer. The bike I got for my birthday has been used twice since August, and the elliptical bike we bought last month is already a clothes hanger. There simply isn't time for exercising.

As a Mets fan, I was hoping the A's would pull out the ALCS, but as a baseball fan, I'm glad Detroit won. Now if only the Mets can get right and knock off the Cardinals. The last time they made the World Series, in 2000, Isaac was born the night they won their only game.

Nice little flashback, this:

Monday, October 2, 2006

Me, Interviewed

It's been a while since the tables were turned and someone interviewed me, but Bloggasm's Simon Owens seemed to think I had something to offer, doing a little research beforehand and asking some really interesting questions.

Get to know me a little better: Interview with Guy LeCharles Gonzalez from Comic Book Commentary

In other news, my return to regular blogging is at least a few weeks away, and may be further pre-empted by NaNoWriMo.

Monday, September 18, 2006

Where'd You Go?

Does anyone even read this thing any more?



For the three or so of you who are still checking in, a quick update: I finally found a new job! After 14 years in various types of publishing-related marketing, I'm stepping up to the next rung on the ladder and moving into sales.

No, it's not American Express redux! I can think of a million better ways to have my soul die a death of a thousand cuts and I have no interest in revisiting those particular depths.

It's the northeast territory for a group of publications I've been doing marketing for for the past 2+ years, so it's an internal transition that has been a glowing example of why you're sometimes better off quitting and reapplying for a job instead! On the plus side, I got to keep my previous salary as my base, which is way better than I'd have gotten elsewhere, as I technically have no prior sales experience. (Most people don't realize that selling financial planning in a lower-middle class region mere months after 9/11 is fifty times harder than most other types of sales, not to mention the thick skin a few years of knocking on doors as a Jehovah's Witness helps develop!)

Anyhow, I officially started today and it's perfect timing as it's the beginning of the selling season for 2007. It also means I'm going to be busy as hell for the next month or two as I have a couple of major conferences to go to in Vegas and Nashville, plus have some regional traveling to do to meet with my major clients and prospects. Boston, Philadelphia, Ann Arbor, I'm looking at you all in particular.

One of the most intriguing things about the move is that in publishing these days, especially in B-to-B, the path to Publisher goes through sales not editorial. The idea's pretty crazy considering I fell into publishing via my first post-Army temp assignment back in October 1993, but ever since then, I've had aspirations of setting up my own publishing company.

Sometimes I believe that things really do happen for a reason...

Monday, August 21, 2006

Muthaf**kin' Snakes!

It was everything I hoped it would be! Instant cult classic!





Sunday, August 20, 2006

Friday, August 18, 2006

Celebrity Look-Alikes



I don't know some of these people, and a couple of them are a serious reach, but it's kind of interesting. (via Phil)

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Come on ride the trains...

What trains of the world have you been on? (via Adam)




Got at b3co.com!

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Happy Birthday to Me!

Come drink with me tonight at Botanica, 7:30pm - until...

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Parent's Day at Summer Camp

Isaac's Day Camp held its Parent's Day today, busing a sweaty microcosm of the Bronx up to the woods of Pearl River for a few hours to see how much fun the kids are having every day, and why they fall asleep so easily at bedtime! Isaac was already in the pool for their morning swim when we arrived, and I caught about 15-20 minutes of him happily holding his breath underwater and splashing around, and reluctantly learning how to float with and without a boogie board. He was easy to find in the midst of a ton of kids because of his bright green goggles.



After the swimming, all of the parents joined their kids' respective groups and spent the next four hours hanging with them as congregated at their morning pow wow for announcements and camp songs,


...a game of tee ball, where I had flashbacks to our softball game Monday night (which we lost 14-10, with me contributing three errors at shortstop when my arm inexplicably went dead and going only 1-4 at the plate),


Our Retirement Plan
...and after a lunch break we hit the drama tent where they warmed up with a goofy song and then pretended to make a big group cake, including acting like chickens and laying the eggs.


After a bathroom break, it was time for a game I'd never seen before, where everybody gathers around what seemed like a rainbow parachute, flapping it up and down, bouncing a ball back and forth, attempting to get it to a specific person.


At one point, it was Isaac's turn to get the ball, and I snapped a picture a split second before he got it...right in the face!


He was okay, though, shaking it off and getting right back into the game.


After a water break, it was time for the parents to head out, and apparently many of them hadn't read the info the camp had sent home about the day because I heard several complaints about either not being able to take their kids home with them early, or not being able to stay the entire day. There were actually quite a few complainers I overheard throughout the day, including one mother saying she'd only sent her kid for half the summer because "who wants to be running around in the woods all day." Because hanging out in the humid concrete jungle is preferable?

I'm glad things worked out the way they did with our tax refund coming when it did and Salomé's job change happening after we'd already paid for the camp because Isaac's having a blast, and more importantly, his willingness to try new things and be more extroverted is getting a nice boost. My biggest concern about him, especially as small as he is, is that he'd hit public school and be marked as an easy target because of his shyness and seemingly random fear of new things. Even though he hasn't met anyone who will be going to his new school like I'd hoped, his experiences this summer will definitely put him in a much better position for a comfortable transition and give him the confidence to tackle new things without fear.

Days like this make me feel old, but in a good, proud father kind of way. :-)

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

They Said it Wouldn't Last!

Salomé and I celebrate our 8th anniversary today!

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Hot Butter on Breakfast Toast

The company softball season is rolling along, and after a tough loss last night we are now 4-2, with three games remaining in the regular season. Last two games I played center field and moved up to the second spot in the batting order and have done quite well. Plan on switching back to SS, though, as the main field we play on is rather small and you don't so much as play center field as you play the fence most hits end up clanging off of.

Through five games (I missed our first game of the season), I'm 6-13 (.462) with 2 doubles, 1 triple, 2 walks, 5 runs scored and 5 RBI. Graig Nettles would be proud. ;-)

PS: David Wright is going to make NYers forget that A-Rod guy by the end of this season. They won't even bother booing him anymore, they'll just chant "MVP! MVP!" and everyone will know who they're talking about.

Friday, June 30, 2006

Renaldo Balkman

I'm not a big basketball fan, and I stopped following the Knicks after Jeff Van Gundy left town, but this was funny:

9:36 -- There are those moments in sports when you expect something great, and then it actually happens. And then there are those rare moments in sports when you expect something great, and something even greater happens. This was one of those moments: The Knicks on the clock, the crowd pushing for Marcus Williams, and then ...

--Stern: "With the 20th pick, the New York Knicks select ... Renaldo Balkman."

(Crowd explodes in horror.)

--Stern (over the boos): "Renaldo is not here."

--Patrick (without missing a beat): "And it's probably a good thing."

(Shot of a beaten-down Spike Lee laughing hysterically.)

9:36 -- That was fantastic. Everyone kept e-mailing me to write about Isiah and the Knicks last week ... what else was there to say? OF COURSE Isiah was meant to coach this team as his final job in the NBA before retiring to a life of greeting people at casinos and doing informercials. If somebody clogs your toilet, you ask him to clean up the mess. That's just the way life works. I'm telling you, we're going to remember the Isiah/Knicks Era the same way we remember things like Enron, the Hindenberg and the Bay of Pigs. It's reached that level. I don't know what else to say. Honestly. I have Knicks fans e-mailing me every day asking me if it's OK to root against their own team. What else can you say at this point?

(Wait, I know ... Renaldo Balkman!)
At least Yankee fans will have someone to feel better than during the offseason when they miss the playoffs this year and the Mets win it all!

Me, Me, Me Meme

1. What time did you get up this morning?
7am

2. Diamonds or Pearls?
Silver

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
X3: The Last Stand

4. What is your favorite TV show?
Grey's Anatomy

5. What did you have for breakfast this morning?
Coffee

6. What is your middle name?
LeCharles

7. What is your favorite cuisine?
I like a wide range of food, but I got in trouble last time for not saying "Anything my wife cooks." ;-)

8. What foods do you dislike?
Weird textures, especially mushy stuff.

9. Your favorite Potato chip?
Pringles

10. What is your favorite CD at the moment?
The last mix CD I made.

11. what kind of car do you drive?
1998 Plymouth Breeze

12. Favorite sandwich?
Reuben

13. What characteristics do you despise?
Wishy washiness and insincerity.

14. What are your favorite clothes?
T-shirts

15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go?
Isla Mujeres, Mexico

16. What color is your bedroom?
Sage, I think?

17. Favorite brand of clothing?
Old Navy

8. Where would you want to retire to?
Isla Mujeres, Mexico

19. Favorite time of day?
Early morning, right before waking up.

20. Where were you born?
New York, NY

21. What is your favorite sport?
Football and baseball equally.

22. Who do you least expect to send this back?
See final answer...

23. Person you expect to send it back first?
See final answer...

24. Coke or Pepsi?
Dr. Pepper

25. Are you a morning person or night owl?
Night owl

26. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with everyone!
Isaac started summer camp yesterday and Salomé's going to become a special ed teacher.

27. What did you want to be when you were little?
A lot of things, but writer was the most enduring.

28. What is your best childhood memory?
My memory sucks.

29. What are the different jobs you've had in your life?
Paper boy, library page, everything from busboy to bartender to short-order cook, bank teller, mechanic and parts clerk, circulation manager, emcee, writer, membership manager, financial planner, marketing manager, editor.

32. Eye Color?
Brown

33. Ever been to Africa?
No

34. Ever been toilet papering?
No

35. Been in a car accident?
Yes

36. Favorite day of the week?
Saturday

37. Favorite restaurant?
Too many to name, but I've been itching to go back to Esperanto.

39. Favorite fast food restaurant?
Subway

40. How many times did you fail your driver's test?
None

41. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail?
I get way too many emails to keep track of which came last.

42. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Midtown Comics

44. Who are you most curious about their responses to this questionnaire?
Anyone who takes the time to respond

45. Last person you went to dinner with?
Um...it's been a while; most likely Salomé.

46. What are you listening to right now?


47. What is your favorite Color?
Blue

48. How many tattoos do you have?
2

49. When is your birthday?
August 16, 1969

50. How many people are you sending this Email to?
None, but if you're reading this, consider yourself tagged. ;-)

Monday, June 26, 2006

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Your Birthdate: August 16


You're incredibly introverted and introspective. You live inside your head.

You spend a lot of alone time meditating and thinking.

People see you as withdrawn, and at times they are right.

You are caring and deep, but it may be difficult for you to show this side of yourself.

Your strength: Your original approach to thinking

Your weakness: You tend to shy away from others

Your power color: Pale blue

Your power symbol: Wavy line

Your power month: July