[I want to make sure this gets picked up by any Google searches for these ignorant bastards.]
Yummy Sandwich is one of those "take-in" lunch services that corporations sign on with to keep you from wasting their time by leaving your desk and going outside for lunch. In their PowerPoint presentation, they break down the total time spent getting take-out (1 hour, 18 minutes) vs. ordering for delivery (1 hour, 38 minutes) vs. Yummy Sandwich (33 minutes).
They also annoyingly refer to the delivery "boy," a seemingly minor thing until you get to slide #17:
Why Yummy Sandwich?Because all delivery "boys" are illegal immigrants, of course.
Enhance tenant security and front desk management.
Yummy Sandwich means less outside food deliveries, fewer illegal immigrants in the building, a decrease in lobby traffic, and an overall decline in front desk disturbances.
I so hate Corporate America today.