Thursday, July 29, 2004

Personally, I'm a Jung kind of guy but this thing is oddly on point!

Freudian Inventory Results
Genital (40%) you appear to be stuck between a progressive and regressive outlook on life.
Latency (56%) you appear to have a good balance of knowledge seeking and practicality.
Phallic (50%) you appear to have a good balance of sexual awareness and sexual composure.
Anal (26%) you appear to be overly lacking in self control and organization, and have a compulsive need to defy authority.
Oral (33%) you appear to be stubbornly and irrationally against receiving help even when it might be the more intelligent option.
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Genital: This one sounds about right, what with my generally wanting to shatter the status quo while feeling bound to its maintenance on certain levels at the same time. Sucks, to be honest.

Latency: Again, pretty right on, and it seems to complement - perhaps exacerbate? - the Genital result.

Phallic: Well, that's really none of your business! Sounds right, though.

Anal: Ding! Ding! What is "nailed it"?

Oral: Back-to-back jacks!

It's always weird when tests like these confirm some of your less-desirable traits. Or at least potentially troublesome ones, as I don't necessarily see the Anal result as being absolutely negative. I'm sure others might see that differently, but screw those anal-retentive bastards, I say! ;-)

Interestingly, other than Phallic, Salomé and I had completely opposite results, in some cases, diametrically opposed! Does that mean opposites really do attract? That we're in a yin-yang kind of relationship? That we'll never agree on anything?

That whomever outlives the other will then drop dead within six months from depression?


Dyanna said...

Fuck Freud and Jung. Karen Horney (pronounced Hornai to all them pervs out there) is where it's at.


Guy LeCharles Gonzalez said...

Figures you'd be most attracted to one that focused on neurotics! :-P

Dyanna said...

Ahhh shet ep.