Anyway, while I don't think Bush won over any of the 'undecideds' (who are these dolts? Should they even be allowed to vote?), he didn't screw up royally and cost himself support. I suspect Kerry will pick up 3% in the polls, since the media consensus seems to be that Kerry 'won.' I can't wait for next week's VP contest!"Wait a second," slam-scene-aware readers are asking themselves. "O'Keefe Aptowicz? As in Cristin O'Keefe Aptowicz?"
P.S. to Kerry... you misled the American public with what you claimed was the Pottery Barn slogan. You said it was "If you break it, you fix it." Huh?
As any mother who ever navigated a glassware display with a rambunctious toddler knows, the slogan is "If you break it, you bought it." Just settin' the record straight...
Yes, indeed! "The visionary, the writer" from Cristin's wonderful Mother poem. While she may suffer from bad judgement, politically-speaking, she's an entertaining writer with a refreshingly honest take on the presidential campaign.