As I have nothing intelligent or insightful to say about Dubya's recently announced immigration policy reforms, I direct you to David Grenier instead, who does.

As for his desire to put men on Mars and the moon, does this mean the CIA has received credible evidence that they too might have weapons of mass destruction? Or is Osama hiding out up there? Because after the so-called war on terrorism, which is costing billions of dollars and counting and creating a deficit like we've never seen before, I can't imagine the next most important thing on the national agenda is...[in dramatic announcer's voice] the Final Frontier!