Roger Clemens comes out of retirement to sign with the Houston Astros and Yankees fans are all in a tizzy. Suckers! What did you expect from a mercenary? Loyalty? He was a punk when he was with the Red Sox, knocking Yankees on their asses left and right, and yet they all happily bent over when Steinbrenner signed him in 1999.

You get what you pay for.

Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

I can't wait for August 10-12 when the Astros come to Shea Stadium. Let's see if the Rocket has the balls to be in the rotation for that series. If I was Mike Piazza, I'd be aiming to retire Clemens for good. Assuming he makes it that far into the season. Welcome to the National League, punk!